College sports are awesome. Where else can you find drunk college kids shouting obscenities to well-off drunk alumni (who spent more on tailgate alcohol then most of the kids spend on food in an entire year) who are yelling even more compelling obscenities in front of their 7-year-old daughter.True story, I saw it at a UW swim meet in Madison 3 weeks ago.
God bless the internet; which has made college obscenity shouting even better.
After an overtime loss to Ohio State, this aspiring young republican gives us a well thought out lesson in shit talking the opposing teams star player.
My favorite excepts said of/to Ohio States' Greg Oden-
"I hope you have an allergic reaction to the lube you and your boyfriend use in your next homosexual love fest."
"If we are all created in the image and likeness of God, you both were most likely modeled after his taint."
and of course, the granddaddy of 'em all:
"You are both cheap little bitches on the court. I’m talking Made in Taiwan cheap, dirty smelly hooker cheap, maybe even as cheap as Zoe Oden (that’s his mom for those keeping score at home). In fact, I bet that is why your parents got divorced Greg. Your dad didn’t like her job. I don’t mean to say that it bothered him that she is a dirty whore, just that she was only pulling down $0.75 a day doing it. I can imagine her standing on the corner, perfecting her sales pitch. “Fuck the starving children in third world countries, for just 75 cents a day you can pop this pussy.”"
Standing golf clap. Well. done. sir.
You have provided me with endless ideas for this coming fantasy football season.
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