Mr. Oates arrived here in Osh Kosh on a dancing scholarship. Modern interpretive dance, which is crappy. Rare video footage of John Oates as a child (when he could dance better):
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1. 60's 70's and 80's styled hair growing on the upper lip
2. upper lip hair grown without shaving, often trimmed in any of various comedic shapes.
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