Let the debauchery begin

We here at Extreme Mustache have decided to come up with the interweb version of a 16-car pile-up in the middle of rush hour. Something you have no choice but to slow down, view...admire....and secretly enjoy. We hope to fill the down time in your day (8:00am and 5:00pm Monday through Friday, yeah, we know how it goes) with our grammatically incorrect, over-thought low-brow humor. Our mission is simple; have no mission, no set agenda, and complete disregard for the use of 3rd person. Pancho Villa likes it that way and when Pancho speaks, so it is.

Check back often, we are using this blog to learn how to type with all our fingers in the "home row" starting position....and given that 3/4 of us have missing digits do to several mustache trimming accidents, it should be updated frequently. asdfjkl;