Author. Confirmed.

We have a celebrity among us folks. Fu Manchu just released a book for teens that helps to prevent pregnancy. It is more like a poster than a book, but published, it cannot be denied.

Research for this material started for Fu Man back in the late 80's, but wasn't able to get off the ground until he received research funding in 2000. Since then he has worked with several focus groups including several one-on-one session with Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.

In an interview with "The Early Show" this morning, Fu Man said his favorite was the Abe Lincoln, but only because he has a stove pipe hat fetish. he expects more material out as soon as he cure his Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.








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From my recent wedding

As wedding singers, they were rather entertaining. This was for my Mexican wedding, and everyone was stunned... Featuring "Tai Boxing" and "Tokyo Highway 69."

John Oates Getting Castigated by Dee Snyder in High School

Police Officer bakes brownies then calls 911 and says "I think we are dying".

John Oates Biography 1.0

Mr. Oates arrived here in Osh Kosh on a dancing scholarship. Modern interpretive dance, which is crappy. Rare video footage of John Oates as a child (when he could dance better):

Danger, bionic cars ahead.

I have seen a lot of meaningless, stupid road signs in my day; but how people can continue to drive without seeing signs like this?

What do you think it is saying? I am going with, Danger, bionic cars with an impatience for peeing airplanes ahead.

If you take my iPod, I take your left ear!

When Royal Mail employees had the opportunity to increase productivity, they took it. Faced upon a board of stiff English men, and even stiffer English men look-a-like women, they were asked what it would take to get them to work just a wee bit harder. Of course, like most of us trying to get a new iPod, they suggested, well an iPod. Something to keep there minds busy while sorting through thousands of pieces of mail a day.

The result is, well, not surprising. I know I've seen it, and you as well... somebody that you work with always manages to fuck things up. Just a mental note, next time you are listening to the Brittney Spears remake of 'Opps... I did it again,' don't go running up to your boss, shoving your earbuds in their fat little head making them listen. Also, please don't sing out loud, especially the line that goes 'I'm not that.....' and that's where I stop.

I know that you are sitting at work, and I have respect for that. I don't want you to lose your iPod, let alone your computer. How would you make it through the day without continually checking withleather.com?

But staff are furious, and one worker, who did not wish to be named, said: "We're up in arms about the destruction of our beloved communal iPod."

Well no shit you are! The keywords here are "Beloved Communal iPod" I hope that we can use this as an example, please keep your mouth shut and don't sing out loud at work, and please keep the crappy Brittney Spears circa 2001 remakes at your house and off your damn "beloved communal iPod"

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